If someone insults you for being gay, just give them a nice big fuck younicorn.
Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV
Salem was such a good character no one cared he was a bad puppet.
This character was the reason I expected that someday my cat was going to talk to me.
i can’t believe i relate more to a cat than human beings.
Even watching this gifset I keep forgetting he’s a puppet. His character was just so real